Memorandum Bertulis Jilid 1

Assalamualaikum WBT.

Hi people. How u guys been doing? Ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk memberitahu bahawa acara futsal akan dibekukan sepertimana jawatan-jawatan baru dalam kerajaan sekarang. Ini berikutan aduan yang dibuat oleh ahli-ahli wanita yang sudah bosan dengan permainan cantik pemain-pemain futsal. Maka dengan ini diumumkan, bahawa acara bowling akan diatur demi menegakkkan keadilan sejagat. Waktu dan tempat akan diberitahu kemudian oleh Presiden Seumur Hidup Persatuan Boling Wanita Ismi, Puan Joliah dibantu oleh Puan Marina selaku Timbalan Presiden Seumur Hidup. Diharap semua ahli terutamanya pemain-pemain futsal dapat bersabar dan memberi laluan kepada ahli-ahli wanita kita untuk bergembira.

Sekian, Terima Kasih.

BERKHIDMAT UNTUK KELUARGA


Saya Yang Menurut Perintah,

Nama Saya Rain

Pulun Kedah Pulun.....Hijau Kuning Lambang Kebanggaan

Yakinkanlah diri sendiri
Berjuanglah sejiwa murni
Tekun berani sesungguh hati
Demi sukan mengharum negeri

Biar Jasa Jadi Kenangan
Hijau Kuning lambang kemegahan
Jelapang padi tempat sanjungan
Negeri Kedah Darulaman

Kedah Kedah pantang kalah
Walau sakit jatuh dan rebah
Bangun lantas semula gagah
Bujur lalu melintang patah

Hijau Kuning tanahku
Darulaman negeriku
Hijau Kuning darahku
Negeri Kedah negeriku

Ini sekadar menyambung cebisan yang ditinggalkan. I'm not sure who's the writer but dont worry, i'll post your entry nway. Dan entri ini untuk lagenda yang mencetuskan kegemilangan bolasepak negeri Kedah dan Malaysia sendiri. Untuk suara lantang dan usaha beliau yang dihukum oleh mereka. Al-Fatihah buat Allahyarham Hj. Ahmad Basri Mohd Akil. Semoga roh beliau ditempatkan dengan mereka beriman. Amin

The Mamas' of Ismi Family

The Mamas' of Ismi Family

Heya Cousins...Uncles..& Aunties...

Just received my training from the the ever willing BangChik...Baik betoi dia nak tolong...since I'm not that IT savvy...so I guess bagus jugak ada yg sudi menghulurkan bantuan....

To those that require training...perhaps we can group up together and sign for classes with BangChik...Training Fee nanti kita kira-kira la kan...Nanti Kak Ina buat Trifle kat Bang Cik k... haha...

C'mon...We need more contributors for this blog....

We need juicy stories to brighten up our lives....

We've been talking about having a pot luck... but I think the talk has been for quite some time...bila lagi u guys... nak hang out.... haha...

This Is Not How We Play

Wahai Ahli Kabinet Ismi...

Pertama sekali ingin saya beri teka-teki kepada semua ahli. Soalannya berbunyi begini 'Apa Khabar Semua??'. Silalah jawab. Pada dasarnya, teka-teki ini menjadi pilihan sang penulis adalah kerana kesunyian dan kemuraman yang dialami tatkala menjejakkan mata ke muka surat digital ini. Kosong, tiada jiwa, seolah-olah berada di saat lampau - masih ditakuk yang lama. Tiada perubahan yang berlaku umpama janji-janji manis aka manifesto yg ditaburi sewaktu berkempen - tetapi habuk pun tadak.huhu.

Oleh yang demikian, ingin saya ketengahkan perkara kedua yang mana berkait rapat dengan usaha dan kerjasama yang diperlukan untuk menjadi medium ini lebih menarik dan lebih terkini. FYI, this page belongs to each of us. Do come and tell us. Tell us a story? A crap? A Poem? We just don't care. As long as there is something for our eyes to see - we ll be reading it anyway.

So Guys!!
Please Do not hesitate to share your story. Mungkin kelas untuk memuat naikkan cerita atau berita perlu diadakan.hehe. Ramai yang tak tau kot :p takpa takpa. We ll try to set a date to gather and belajaq at the same time. And a slight reminder to us, this Jumaat(04/04/08) will be held a 'Tahlil' for our beloved Allahyarhamah Farah Hendon; 100 hari selepas pemergiannya.

Sekian buat tatapan kali ini. Mahu sambung kerja yang tak pernah nak habis.huhu. See you when i see you people. Ciao !!!

Back To Square One

Perhatian semua org-org kampung Ismi..

Diumumkan bahawasanya Teratak Teratai Hj. Salleh & Hajjah Hashimah Family telah dikosongkan serta merta atas arahan pihak atasan. Dengan sokongan dan kerjasama dari beberapa pihak, kerja-kerja pengosongan telah berjaya dilakukan pada kedua-dua hari perlepasan am untuk geng cindraf merayakan hari makan limau mereka. Sedikit pun tidak menggoyangkan nafsu makan limau kami. Semua petugas berjaya melakukan tugas masing-masing dengan jayanya.


*Petugas yang lari untuk berhari raya - muka terpaksa dikaburkan

After two days of hardworking_struggle session, kami berjaya juga memindahkan barang-barang ke satu tempat yang terpaksa dirahsiakan setakat ini. Dengan perjalanan yang memakan masa hampir 15 minit, maka tibalah kita di satu istana tinggal terletak di pinggir jalan yang hanya berpapan-tandakan 2971. Maaf, tiada alamat specific yg mampu diberi kerana sang penulis pun tatau. Apa yang boleh digambarkan di sini hanyalah landmark kasar yakni di belakang Restoran Pak Tuan dan bersebelahan sekolah mengaji Al-Quran.
Setelah penat bergelumang dengan peluh jantan dan perempuan, pada malam harinya - satu majlis meraikan para petugas telah diadakan di perkarangan istana tinggal yang dah tak tinggal lagi itu. Berbekalkan ayam, kambing, udang dan jagung (oh ya! sedikit mushroom dan ubi kentang yg keras), disulami ayaq root-beer dan pepsi, semua yang hadir telah pulang dengan mengusap perut yang semakin membulat. Burp!! Alhamdulillah.


*Perkarangan masuk kapal Titanic



*Sibuk membakar sampai tak perasan kehadiran paparazi - tanda tak sabaq nak makan



*Kehadirannya diperlukan - mujur tiada yg mengalami kecederaan..hehe

Maka dengan itu, dengan rasminya semua ahli keluarga Ismi dijemput ke teratak Hj Salleh & Hajjah Hashimah. Susun atur rumah mungkin tidak 100% lengkap kerana masih menanti eric si deco utk datang dan deco hiasan dalaman teratak ini, tetapi cukup untuk memberi anda pengalaman bercuti di chalet 4.5 bintang di Guatemala. Huhu.

*Masih mencari sentuhan Eric untuk hiasan dalaman

Sekian laporan terkini berkenaan aktiviti yang telah berlangsung setakat ini. Untuk pemain-pemain futsal tempoh hari, harap dapatlah kiranya salah seorg dari anda melaporkan aktiviti pada malam itu. Keep on logging people!! Ciao!!

Ini bukan lagu negaraku

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

Everyone can see we're together
As we walk on by
And we fly just like birds of a feather
I'm not telling no lie

All of the people around us to say
Can we be that close
Just let me state for the record
We're giving love in a family dose, yeah

CHORUS
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

Living life is fun and we've just begun
To get our share of the world's delights
High hopes we have for the future
And our goal's in sight
No we don't get depressed
Here's what we call our golden rule
Have faith in you and the things you do
You won't go wrong, oh no
This is our family Jewel, yeah

CHORUS
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

p/s : million thanks to Pointers Sisters

ISMI Cup ; The Cup of Happiness

Dear All,
Looking at the previous entry, u might be wondering why all the ladies being so jealous about the guys. Well people, our ISMI Cup is a name for our futsal activity; the happening match ever in history of futsal :p huhu. Sememangnya patut dicemburui oleh semua pemain-pemain futsal yang lain. Ini terbukti dengan bilangan kehadiran penonton di gelanggang ISF pada malam tersebut melebihi konsert akhir akademi fantasia. Sesuatu yang diluar jangkaan. WOW!! Rata-rata penonton adalah wanita yang datang untuk memberi sokongan kepada para pemain.We(the players) managed to bring an entertaining show. Semua penonton tampak sangat terhibur dan masing-masing tak berhenti bercakap tentang malam yang penuh gemilang itu. PHEW!!! That explains why they(the ladies) are requesting for a BOWRING match oopss! bowling match.haha.joke ar :p



*Pompom Girls yang mengambil keputusan untuk menjadi penonton


*Peminat tidak melepaskan peluang untuk bergambar denga bintang kesayangan mereka


*Peminat kecil ini sanggup berhabisan-habisan demi menyaksikan pasukannya beraksi


Berbalik kepada ISMI Cup yang berlangsung di ISF Shah Alam, setiap pemain akan dibahagikan kepada 3 kumpulan( AFC, BFC and KFC) sebelum permainan dimulakan dalam mode 'KING STAY' atau yang menang akan dikenang.hahaha. Perlawanan bermula dengan AFB vs BFC dan diikuti yang menang vs yang menunggu dan begitulah selanjutnya. Maka berlangsunglah perlawanan yang memakan masa lebih kurang 2 jam.



*Pasukan AFC sedang membuat rombakan tektik


There were so many things happened during that 2 hours show. From the best goal to the worst blunder and even luka lama berdarah kembali apabila luqman secara tidak sengaja tercabut engsel bahunya. How are you big dude?? Hope your bahu dah sihat :) After 2 hours of entertainment, we went back to uncle Ham's house and had supper (roti canai n teh ais) b4 semua org pulang dan tidoq.



*Luqman diusung keluar oleh abang bulan sabit merah(tengok uniform la beb)


Senarai Pemain:

• AFC

1. Abang Ki aka EPL goal scorer
   
2. Ony aka roberto baggio sekolah suka menanti
   
3. Apis aka amri yahya jr
   
4. Deklan aka pemain sayap kastam
   
5. Arin aka robinson the don
   
6. Luqman(kapten) aka senjata rahsia 1
   
7. Ijat(pen. kapten) aka senjata rahsia 2
   

• BFC

1. Boy aka the best attire
   
2. Abg Rizal aka abg scored 2 bijik
   
3. Shafiq aka requelme
   
4. Edi aka super-sub hospital sultanah bahiyah fc
   
5. Iman(kapten) aka harry potter
   
6. Imran(pen.kapten) aka best defender
   

• KFC

1. Uncle Hamid aka ayahanda
2. Iwan aka best actor
   
3. Haziq aka cikgu jan(sebab pakai jersi m'sia)
   
4. Mayui aka aqasha barcelona
   
5. Shah(kapten) aka most valuable PLAYER
   
6. Junior(pen. kapten) aka si kaki ayam sebab papa dia pau kasut
   

*Gambar kenangan bersama pengurus kecil aka syasya dengan laporan akhir tahun di tangan

Sekian untuk tatapan kali ini. Juz remember one thing, when u are happy - it shows. Itu yang terjadi di sini. Maka sebab itulah piala ini di namakan sebagai Piala Kegembiraan. Ciao !!

Ismifamily Bowling Women Team

(Back to the ol' skool)

Because of the demand from our ladies members,they claim that their dont have a games to play while we (boys) enjoying ourself by kicking the heavy ball (futsal), here i would like to announce to all of you that we gonna form a bowling team for the ladies..makcik-makcik,puan-puan,anak dara-anak dara yang bergender wanita boley la join team nie...





Untuk maklumat lanjut,please give your name to Puan Juliah aka Jue aka Kak Jue.Kesian dia dok jeles tgk husband dia ja dok berpeluh..it's bout time we give a chance for them to get sweating ..huuurahhhh!!!! Nanti u all pakat-pakat discuss time,date and venue utk main...nooo...

For boy's..nanti kita discuss apa lagi aktiviti kita lepas nie..Boy (ismi) & Iwan..jalankan tugas...geng-geng budak jahat pun kena bagi idea gak..Peaceeee outtt..

Farah Hendon Bt. Izman dalam kenangan....Al Fatihah...

(Syasya, Farah & Jamey..circa 2006,seksyen 7 Shah Alam)

Allahyarhamah Farah Hendon telah kembali kepada Yang Maha Esa pada tanggal 26.12.2007 kerana Allah s.a.w.lebih menyayanginya. Kepada Uncle Man and Auntie Mah sekeluarga kami ucapkan takziah dan amat bersedih diatas pemergian adik Farah...semoga kita semua tabah menghadapi hari-hari yang mendatang..kepada ahli-ahli persatuan Ismifamily a.k.a mindraf yang berdaftar..sedekahkan doa Al-fatihah untuk Farah..Al..fatihah...Amin..Ya rabilalamin...

Enough With 2 Double O Seven

Dear All,
Happy New Year and hoping that 2008 is a promising year for all of us. But Kingdom of Ismi itself had wrapped up this 'James Bond' (2_007 maaaa) year with tremendous moments. December itself occupied us with good and bad memories. First was Rick's Wedding at Westin Hotel. A combination of 2 different cultures put under one vow;a promise to live happily together until their dying day. Then, a promise made by HIM to all of us. The one that when He thinks it's the right time, then it is the right time. Our beloved Farah Hendon left us after suffering leukemia for almost a year. To be frank, she's too young to go but it's something that had been promised by HIM and her lost was sadden the whole gang of the family. Al-Fatihah.

*they can really turn a wedding into an award giving ceremony...gosh!!!


Other than that, there were some occasions involving other family members where Ijami being cut-off his 'lil boy' to be transformed to 'big boy' robot :p hehe. Welcome to the real-man world Ijami. Perhaps we should call him Izami (sounds more masculin) rather than Ijami. But who cares? We still call Ismi as Boy even though he looks like a daddy to a bunch of kids.Haha.Then there was 'makan-makan' thingy held in Uncle Ham's house cum a small birthday party to our Tok Ayah aka Uncle Din. Happy Birthday again Uncle Din. It wasnt a grand party but it meant enough for all of us to gather around and 'chill lah bro' together celebrating it.

*Told cha, Boy looks like a big daddy..dun believe me lagi??


So there we go, stories happened in 2007. Let it be something to be remembered in our heart. All laughs and tears - happy and sorrow; let us share them together. Hoping that there will be more to come in 2008. Ciao!!

Welcome To Our Kingdom of ISMI

Dear All,
First and foremost, let's welcome each and everyone to this lovely, happening, cool, crazy (put whatever phrase u feel suit to describe us) family page. As a matter of fact, we are crazy people that crave for 'life'. Remember people!! live life to the fullest. If u think crazy is out of ur life dictionary, then pack ur bag now and start to think where do u really belong to. One more thing, once u're engaged to this community, u have to accept the insanity. Think twice before u do. When u smell each flower, smell it twice. Sometimes it smells nice but sometimes u rather smell a plate of stink rice.

Talking about this ismi tree, it is formed by one sweet couple namely Ismi and Sharifah Hendon (Al-fatihah to both of u). With 9 children combined, the tree started to bloom with quite number of branches; people that Pak Lah should be hired to rule Malaysia. And for that quantity of people, we managed to rock almost all events attended. I tell u what people, happening is assured. Just invite us, we know how to handle the rest. Meaning to say, we are a part-time group of clowns :p Name the place, we ll be there.Any hesitation, come and stop by at every events (including us) and witness it with ur own eye-head (mata kepala). Hahaha. Ismi's army live all around Malaysia but our head quarters is based in Aloq Staq. We have army within Klang Valley province; in Shah Alam, Putrajaya, Subang Jaya . And until now, we are growing ourself bigger and bigger. But we lost some of us during this long life journey (semoga roh mereka dicucuri rahmat; Al-Fatihah).

These are the branches of Ismi tree:

• Datin Habibah
• Hajjah Hashimah
• Capten Ihsan
• Mrs. Hamidah
• Mr. Izman
• Mr. Ilham
• Mr. Ismail
• Allahyarham Mr. Izam Shah
• Mr. Syed Abdul Hamid
  

That's all for now people. Keep on logging to update urself if u dont wanna be left behind. Till eyes meet the screen again. Ciao !!